37 comments
a zit on bauer's ass

hahah.. very funny.. lol

04/11/06 @ 03:16 Reply to this comment
Comment from: Demiurge [Visitor]
Demiurge

I love it ! :-)

04/11/06 @ 14:23 Reply to this comment
Comment from: Manuel [Visitor]
Manuel

A propos de Jack Bauer on va bientôt le voir au cinéma… enfin presque : http://blog.ledebugger.com/index.php/2006/03/03/17-jack-bauer-au-cinema

04/16/06 @ 22:36 Reply to this comment
Comment from: pinch [Visitor]
pinch

:)

04/18/06 @ 15:33 Reply to this comment
Comment from: Pyogazel [Visitor]
Pyogazel

C’est à se torre de rire!

05/08/06 @ 23:03 Reply to this comment
Comment from: Joachim [Visitor]
Joachim

hahaha that sound good to me!!

06/22/06 @ 08:19 Reply to this comment
Comment from: Janey [Visitor]
Janey

Jack Bauer doesn’t wear a watch he
decides what time it is.

11/18/06 @ 15:06 Reply to this comment
Comment from: James W. Maier [Visitor]
James W. Maier

Jack Bauer went to the virgin islands, then they were just the islands!!!

01/16/07 @ 19:15 Reply to this comment
Comment from: Bob [Visitor]
Bob

When the boogey man goes to sleep, he checks if Jack Bauer is under his bed.

01/16/07 @ 21:53 Reply to this comment
Comment from: Meg [Visitor]
Meg

It should be, “Next to blowing themselves up, Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death to Middle easterners… Jack doesn’t just get the men, he takes out the women too.”

01/20/07 @ 00:23 Reply to this comment
Comment from: Alex [Visitor]
Alex

Jack Bauer once had an arm wrestiling match with Superman, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.

01/21/07 @ 01:55 Reply to this comment
Comment from: Kira [Visitor]
Kira

Jack bauer has the mind of a criminal, he keeps it in a jar on his desk!

02/13/07 @ 14:09 Reply to this comment
Comment from: tom [Visitor]
tom

The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition

04/26/07 @ 19:03 Reply to this comment
Comment from: me [Visitor]
me

Jack Buaer never wet his bed. the bed wet itself out of fear.

05/18/07 @ 23:55 Reply to this comment
Comment from: me [Visitor]
me

If you were killed by Jack Bauer your garve would readRIP, ripped into pieces.

05/19/07 @ 17:28 Reply to this comment
Comment from: Bob [Visitor]
Bob

Jack Bauer gave James Bond
his liscense to kill!

06/18/07 @ 22:48 Reply to this comment
Comment from: jck baure [Visitor]
jck baure

Jack baure’s the reason wheres wolly’s hidding

06/28/07 @ 19:32 Reply to this comment
Comment from: dick nipple [Visitor]
dick nipple

guns dont kill people jack bauer kills people

08/04/07 @ 21:15 Reply to this comment
Comment from: ertwert [Visitor]
ertwert

jack bauer chucked norris

09/04/07 @ 04:13 Reply to this comment
Comment from: JB [Visitor]
JB

Jack Bauer breaks the eggs and eats the shells. Coz he likes it raw.

12/08/07 @ 16:28 Reply to this comment
Comment from: gioia [Visitor]
gioia

yeah…this jokes are really cool!!!luv them :)

03/16/08 @ 18:25 Reply to this comment
Comment from: Big Nige [Visitor]
Big Nige

Jack Bauer sleeps with the light on coz the dark is scared of him!!!!

03/17/08 @ 10:37 Reply to this comment
Comment from: Big Nige [Visitor]
Big Nige

The grass is greener on the other side. Not if Jack Bauer has been there. It’s covered in blood, tears and spent 9mm casings.

03/17/08 @ 10:41 Reply to this comment
Comment from: sam ropper [Visitor]
sam ropper

When Jack Bauer uses the machines at a gym…. the machines get a workout!

09/02/08 @ 18:13 Reply to this comment
Comment from: Konga [Visitor]
Konga

Jack Bauer finished terrorism in schools by making every kid in a suspected school eat their morning careal

09/19/08 @ 14:48 Reply to this comment
Comment from: Me... [Visitor]
Me...

Osama Binladen’s recent proposal fora truce is a direct result of him find out that Jack Bauer , is infact, still alive.

When Jack Bauer calls for back-up, he isn’t requesting more men, he’s telling you to back the fuck up.

The “Smoothie” was invented after Jack Bauer needed information from a banana.

“You don’t know Jack” is a blessing amongst terrorists.

10/16/08 @ 13:52 Reply to this comment
Comment from: Duke Lad [Visitor]
Duke Lad

When Goooooooooooooooogle cant find something,it asks Jack Bauer for help

Comment from: Tony Almeda [Visitor]
Tony Almeda

Jack Bauer can teach an old dog new tricks AND make an omelette without breaking any eggs!!

11/20/09 @ 17:59 Reply to this comment
Comment from: jb [Visitor]
jb

JB can divide by zero!

12/22/09 @ 19:14 Reply to this comment
Comment from: alex [Visitor]
alex

Jack Bauer’s birth initiated the cold war: The U.S. had Jack Bauer, and all Russia had were nuclear weapons

12/31/09 @ 01:58 Reply to this comment
Comment from: Bauer's son [Visitor]
Bauer's son

Jack Bauer once slammed shut a revolving door

02/11/10 @ 11:15 Reply to this comment
Comment from: lukel1127 [Visitor]
lukel1127

Kiefer Sutherland doesn’t play Jack Baurer, Jack plays Kiefer Sutherland.

Jack Baurer once went to a Burger King and got a Big Mac

Chuck Norris can count to infinity and back. While Chuck Norris was doing this Jack Bauer saved the world. Twice.

04/15/10 @ 03:13 Reply to this comment
Comment from: DocBMG50 [Visitor]
DocBMG50

You can’t get blood out of a stone… unless you’re Jack Bauer

05/21/10 @ 08:55 Reply to this comment
Comment from: gary [Visitor]
gary

Jack Bauer is so fast he can round around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Jack Bauer doesn’t read books, he stares them down untill he gets the info he wants. :)

06/23/10 @ 10:31 Reply to this comment
Comment from: joel [Visitor]
joel

when jack bauer looked at onions he made them cry (made it myself)

11/15/10 @ 15:19 Reply to this comment
Comment from: Bee [Visitor]
Bee

Dont dare say NO,when jack bauer says YES

10/18/11 @ 00:53 Reply to this comment
Comment from: Drama girl [Visitor]
Drama girl

Jack Bauer is not afraid of the boogeyman, he is afraid of jack Bauer…

03/26/12 @ 01:45 Reply to this comment


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