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Breakups are frustrating... always... I believe this guy found coped with his frustration pretty well, though ;)

I've been laughing my ass out reading the report about Papa Hari's "Make Money Offline" seminar! Just a couple of quotes to give you an idea: "It was really cool, the way they taught us how to make money, like getting a job or starting a business,"…...

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

Tonight we came to the conclusion that there are actually five stages to mastering the art of marketing: Level 1: You don't know about marketing. You are a happy marketing target. Level 2: You understand marketing. You're starting to think you'd better…...

“Time is the quality of nature that keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn’t seem to be working.” –Anonymous

"Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth." -Vernor Vinge Note: I like it even better without a coma after "humans"

Seth Stevenson tells you more than you ever wanted to know about the word "suck" in Slate (via Anil Dash). "We could argue all day about whether sucks is an obscenity or not. [...] What's far more interesting to me is the word's utility. Sucks is the…...

Due to Jack Bauer, no one looks forward to the weekend anymore, they look forward to the weekend being over, and watching 24 on Monday. If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12". When someone asks him how his…...

"The nice thing about most computer boys is that they don’t typically check out other women. The downside of this is that they don’t notice the other women because they are too busy checking out people’s cell phones and iPods." Ever wondered how your…...

"I wasn’t kissing her, I was just whispering into her mouth." -Chico Marx