I love it ! :-)
A propos de Jack Bauer on va bientôt le voir au cinéma… enfin presque : http://blog.ledebugger.com/index.php/2006/03/03/17-jack-bauer-au-cinema
Jack Bauer doesn’t wear a watch he
decides what time it is.
Jack Bauer went to the virgin islands, then they were just the islands!!!
When the boogey man goes to sleep, he checks if Jack Bauer is under his bed.
It should be, “Next to blowing themselves up, Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death to Middle easterners… Jack doesn’t just get the men, he takes out the women too.”
Jack Bauer once had an arm wrestiling match with Superman, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
Jack bauer has the mind of a criminal, he keeps it in a jar on his desk!
The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition
Jack Buaer never wet his bed. the bed wet itself out of fear.
If you were killed by Jack Bauer your garve would readRIP, ripped into pieces.
Jack Bauer gave James Bond
his liscense to kill!
Jack baure’s the reason wheres wolly’s hidding
guns dont kill people jack bauer kills people
jack bauer chucked norris
Jack Bauer breaks the eggs and eats the shells. Coz he likes it raw.
yeah…this jokes are really cool!!!luv them :)
Jack Bauer sleeps with the light on coz the dark is scared of him!!!!
The grass is greener on the other side. Not if Jack Bauer has been there. It’s covered in blood, tears and spent 9mm casings.
When Jack Bauer uses the machines at a gym…. the machines get a workout!
Jack Bauer finished terrorism in schools by making every kid in a suspected school eat their morning careal
Osama Binladen’s recent proposal fora truce is a direct result of him find out that Jack Bauer , is infact, still alive.
When Jack Bauer calls for back-up, he isn’t requesting more men, he’s telling you to back the fuck up.
The “Smoothie” was invented after Jack Bauer needed information from a banana.
“You don’t know Jack” is a blessing amongst terrorists.
When Goooooooooooooooogle cant find something,it asks Jack Bauer for help
Jack Bauer can teach an old dog new tricks AND make an omelette without breaking any eggs!!
JB can divide by zero!
Jack Bauer’s birth initiated the cold war: The U.S. had Jack Bauer, and all Russia had were nuclear weapons
Jack Bauer once slammed shut a revolving door
Kiefer Sutherland doesn’t play Jack Baurer, Jack plays Kiefer Sutherland.
Jack Baurer once went to a Burger King and got a Big Mac
Chuck Norris can count to infinity and back. While Chuck Norris was doing this Jack Bauer saved the world. Twice.
You can’t get blood out of a stone… unless you’re Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer is so fast he can round around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Jack Bauer doesn’t read books, he stares them down untill he gets the info he wants. :)
when jack bauer looked at onions he made them cry (made it myself)
Dont dare say NO,when jack bauer says YES
Jack Bauer is not afraid of the boogeyman, he is afraid of jack Bauer…
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