37 comments
Comment from: a zit on bauer's ass [Visitor]
a zit on bauer's ass

hahah.. very funny.. lol

04/11/06 @ 03:16
Comment from: Demiurge [Visitor]
Demiurge

I love it ! :-)

04/11/06 @ 14:23
Comment from: Manuel [Visitor]
Manuel

A propos de Jack Bauer on va bientôt le voir au cinéma… enfin presque : http://blog.ledebugger.com/index.php/2006/03/03/17-jack-bauer-au-cinema

04/16/06 @ 22:36
Comment from: pinch [Visitor]
pinch

:)

04/18/06 @ 15:33
Comment from: Pyogazel [Visitor]
Pyogazel

C’est à se torre de rire!

05/08/06 @ 23:03
Comment from: Joachim [Visitor]
Joachim

hahaha that sound good to me!!

06/22/06 @ 08:19
Comment from: Janey [Visitor]
Janey

Jack Bauer doesn’t wear a watch he
decides what time it is.

11/18/06 @ 15:06
Comment from: James W. Maier [Visitor]
James W. Maier

Jack Bauer went to the virgin islands, then they were just the islands!!!

01/16/07 @ 19:15
Comment from: Bob [Visitor]
Bob

When the boogey man goes to sleep, he checks if Jack Bauer is under his bed.

01/16/07 @ 21:53
Comment from: Meg [Visitor]
Meg

It should be, “Next to blowing themselves up, Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death to Middle easterners… Jack doesn’t just get the men, he takes out the women too.”

01/20/07 @ 00:23
Comment from: Alex [Visitor]
Alex

Jack Bauer once had an arm wrestiling match with Superman, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.

01/21/07 @ 01:55
Comment from: Kira [Visitor]
Kira

Jack bauer has the mind of a criminal, he keeps it in a jar on his desk!

02/13/07 @ 14:09
Comment from: tom [Visitor]
tom

The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition

04/26/07 @ 19:03
Comment from: me [Visitor]
me

Jack Buaer never wet his bed. the bed wet itself out of fear.

05/18/07 @ 23:55
Comment from: me [Visitor]
me

If you were killed by Jack Bauer your garve would readRIP, ripped into pieces.

05/19/07 @ 17:28
Comment from: Bob [Visitor]
Bob

Jack Bauer gave James Bond
his liscense to kill!

06/18/07 @ 22:48
Comment from: jck baure [Visitor]
jck baure

Jack baure’s the reason wheres wolly’s hidding

06/28/07 @ 19:32
Comment from: dick nipple [Visitor]
dick nipple

guns dont kill people jack bauer kills people

08/04/07 @ 21:15
Comment from: ertwert [Visitor]
ertwert

jack bauer chucked norris

09/04/07 @ 04:13
Comment from: JB [Visitor]
JB

Jack Bauer breaks the eggs and eats the shells. Coz he likes it raw.

12/08/07 @ 16:28
Comment from: gioia [Visitor]
gioia

yeah…this jokes are really cool!!!luv them :)

03/16/08 @ 18:25
Comment from: Big Nige [Visitor]
Big Nige

Jack Bauer sleeps with the light on coz the dark is scared of him!!!!

03/17/08 @ 10:37
Comment from: Big Nige [Visitor]
Big Nige

The grass is greener on the other side. Not if Jack Bauer has been there. It’s covered in blood, tears and spent 9mm casings.

03/17/08 @ 10:41
Comment from: sam ropper [Visitor]
sam ropper

When Jack Bauer uses the machines at a gym…. the machines get a workout!

09/02/08 @ 18:13
Comment from: Konga [Visitor]
Konga

Jack Bauer finished terrorism in schools by making every kid in a suspected school eat their morning careal

09/19/08 @ 14:48
Comment from: Me... [Visitor]
Me...

Osama Binladen’s recent proposal fora truce is a direct result of him find out that Jack Bauer , is infact, still alive.

When Jack Bauer calls for back-up, he isn’t requesting more men, he’s telling you to back the fuck up.

The “Smoothie” was invented after Jack Bauer needed information from a banana.

“You don’t know Jack” is a blessing amongst terrorists.

10/16/08 @ 13:52
Comment from: Duke Lad [Visitor]
Duke Lad

When Goooooooooooooooogle cant find something,it asks Jack Bauer for help

08/30/09 @ 18:59
Comment from: Tony Almeda [Visitor]
Tony Almeda

Jack Bauer can teach an old dog new tricks AND make an omelette without breaking any eggs!!

11/20/09 @ 17:59
Comment from: jb [Visitor]
jb

JB can divide by zero!

12/22/09 @ 19:14
Comment from: alex [Visitor]
alex

Jack Bauer’s birth initiated the cold war: The U.S. had Jack Bauer, and all Russia had were nuclear weapons

12/31/09 @ 01:58
Comment from: Bauer's son [Visitor]
Bauer's son

Jack Bauer once slammed shut a revolving door

02/11/10 @ 11:15
Comment from: lukel1127 [Visitor]
lukel1127

Kiefer Sutherland doesn’t play Jack Baurer, Jack plays Kiefer Sutherland.

Jack Baurer once went to a Burger King and got a Big Mac

Chuck Norris can count to infinity and back. While Chuck Norris was doing this Jack Bauer saved the world. Twice.

04/15/10 @ 03:13
Comment from: DocBMG50 [Visitor]
DocBMG50

You can’t get blood out of a stone… unless you’re Jack Bauer

05/21/10 @ 08:55
Comment from: gary [Visitor]
gary

Jack Bauer is so fast he can round around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Jack Bauer doesn’t read books, he stares them down untill he gets the info he wants. :)

06/23/10 @ 10:31
Comment from: joel [Visitor]
joel

when jack bauer looked at onions he made them cry (made it myself)

11/15/10 @ 15:19
Comment from: Bee [Visitor]
Bee

Dont dare say NO,when jack bauer says YES

10/18/11 @ 00:53
Comment from: Drama girl [Visitor]
Drama girl

Jack Bauer is not afraid of the boogeyman, he is afraid of jack Bauer…

03/26/12 @ 01:45