Tag: "humour"

Quote of the day - Funeral

Quote of the day - Funeral
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather. more »

Quote of the day - Time

“Time is the quality of nature that keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn’t seem to be working.” –Anonymous more »

Foolish humans

"Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth." -Vernor Vinge Note: I like it even better without a coma after "humans" more »

Jack Bauer wasn't born, he was unleashed.

Due to Jack Bauer, no one looks forward to the weekend anymore, they look forward to the weekend being over, and watching 24 on Monday. If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12". When someone asks him how his… more »